One open binder. Still absolutely zero remorse.
Dog Ate My Cards
The rarest pull in the house became his light afternoon favorite snack.
The Missing Pull
He found the rarest card first, then improved it permanently with teeth.
Collector Wisdom
Sleeves protect every card except the masterpiece currently resting inside his smug golden mouth.
Caught At Home
- Subject
- Golden retriever, domestic collector, currently seated beside one catastrophically empty premium sleeve.
- Condition
- Calm, well fed, and still holding the collection's missing holographic centerpiece between his teeth.
House Rules
Guard the open binder closely
Sit close enough to intercept every premium holographic card immediately.
Inspect every shining corner yourself
Use teeth whenever the artwork appears especially rare and expensive.
Preserve your own superior version
Creases prove the pull survived one meaningful domestic encounter intact.
Deny all suspicious loose crumbs
Hold eye contact until reasonable suspicion chooses another resident entirely.
Lock the binder before he learns the zipper.